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AMA = Ask Me Anything

2013-02-24 16:25:22 by ClenchedAnus

Maybe I'll answer. Maybe I won't.

Go ahead, all the cool kids are doing it.


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KnightsKnights

2013-02-24 16:27:29

Are you trying make double hats trendy?

ClenchedAnus responds:

Yes


ReNaeNaeReNaeNae

2013-02-24 16:28:10

What was your best bday gift this year?

ClenchedAnus responds:

Well I haven't gotten anything yet but hopefully I'll be getting a cool guitar this week.


CyberdevilCyberdevil

2013-02-24 16:38:01

How long do you think it'll be before the universe implodes again and obliterates everything?

ClenchedAnus responds:

A couple days


TehSlapHappyTehSlapHappy

2013-02-24 16:44:08

Are you ever going to finish that bagsetball johnson animation?

ClenchedAnus responds:

Maybe


ReNaeNaeReNaeNae

2013-02-24 16:48:36

Did your kisses from Gagsy arrive yet?

ClenchedAnus responds:

Yes they were yummy


squidlysquidly

2013-02-24 17:00:46

What does EJR stand for?

ClenchedAnus responds:

My full name


BossBoss

2013-02-24 17:04:12

what do you think of wearing a scottish cap like this ( http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/6d/e/AAAA DBg3hdIAAAAAAG3mwQ.jpg?v=1251916044000 )
on top of a artists beret such as this ( http://www.mostphotos.com/preview/272614/artis t-with-a-beret-at-a-canvas-looking-up.jpg ) ??

ClenchedAnus responds:

Funky and fresh


sumidiotdudesumidiotdude

2013-02-24 17:06:54

tell me your fondest memories of me

ClenchedAnus responds:

There's too many. I can't pick just one.....


B16B16

2013-02-24 17:41:46

What was your most awkward moment while attending any NG meetup?

ClenchedAnus responds:

When I got dropped off my mom and my older brother hung out near by to make sure I would be ok. They left when the whole NG group left.


KinseiKinsei

2013-02-24 18:10:15

have you ever looked up a Raspberry beret on Encyclopedia Dramatica?

ClenchedAnus responds:

No. Would you recommend it?


ZJZJ

2013-02-24 18:14:07

Four Questions:

1. How bad do you expect the Bears to lose when the Bengals visit them this year?

2. Are you really 6'1? That would make you tower over me.

3. Which do you prefer: Straight animating or creating original musical pieces?

4. Getting bbs modship at age 17, weren't you the youngest bbs mod ever?

(Updated ) ClenchedAnus responds:

1) Trick question, the Bears will annihilate the Bengals 10-0
2) I'm probably just a bit over 6 feet even. I'm still not completely sure
3) Creating musical pieces on guitar. I prefer animating to creating songs in FL studio though.
4) SBB was modded at like 12 or 13 years old and Canas was 17 too. I think I'm the third youngest BBS mod.

p.s. come back


TehSlapHappyTehSlapHappy

2013-02-24 19:37:51

You want a gatorade?

ClenchedAnus responds:

Yes


B16B16

2013-02-24 20:26:36

Have you ever tried to grow facial hair, and if so, how thick did you manage to get your beard going?

ClenchedAnus responds:

I've tried to grow a goatee but I could never get it thick enough in a reasonable amount of time so I shave it off after 3 weeks. I'd have to spend about a month and a half growing it out if I want a good one.


TehSlapHappyTehSlapHappy

2013-02-24 21:01:47

What flavor?

ClenchedAnus responds:

Orange


All-American-BadassAll-American-Badass

2013-02-24 21:31:59

Do you think levitation is possible?

ClenchedAnus responds:

Anything is possible when you believe


LuwanoLuwano

2013-02-24 22:03:05

Cat or Dog? Star Trek or Star Wars? Can you help me learn to finish my q

ClenchedAnus responds:

Dog. Star Wars. Maybe I can h


JayJay

2013-02-24 22:14:36

Happy Birthday

ClenchedAnus responds:

THIS IS NOT A QUESTION


VicariousEVicariousE

2013-02-25 00:25:26

Name a movie that made you cry.

ClenchedAnus responds:

Rugrats in Paris


NatickNatick

2013-02-25 00:54:17

why are you hispanic

ClenchedAnus responds:

I was born this way


ClatformClatform

2013-02-25 04:30:18

Can I ask you a question?

ClenchedAnus responds:

No.


B16B16

2013-02-25 15:33:58

Any big plans for your 18th year of existence?

ClenchedAnus responds:

Not really. Just going with the flow from here on out. This whole past week has been pretty good to me.


JollyJolly

2013-02-25 17:14:29

what is your favorite movie ejr

ClenchedAnus responds:

I don't even know. The most recent one I watched was Clerks II though and I liked it a lot.


GoryBlizzardGoryBlizzard

2013-02-26 08:02:04

What do you miss the most about Stickam?

ClenchedAnus responds:

Summer 2009


TehSlapHappyTehSlapHappy

2013-02-26 13:10:20

How far are you in GIRLS?

ClenchedAnus responds:

Still haven't watched any more besides the first episode. I'll probably get to it on Friday


JayJay

2013-02-26 19:07:31

Do you want me to put that on your bill?

(Updated ) ClenchedAnus responds:

put it on my bill premo


samuelclemenssamuelclemens

2013-02-27 18:20:51

If Gory Blizzard laid his penis upon your knee what would you do.

ClenchedAnus responds:

I would say ew yucky and then never speak to him again


samuelclemenssamuelclemens

2013-02-27 18:21:14

holy shit I meant to post that once forgive me

ClenchedAnus responds:

ur not forgiven pleb


JollyJolly

2013-02-27 19:14:57

Do you ever use your chromebook?

ClenchedAnus responds:

I used it a few times but the screen was screwed up upon opening it so I didn't enjoy it at all.


PiemixPiemix

2013-02-27 20:40:30

halp i broek pnis

ClenchedAnus responds:

this isn't a question either


NorNor

2013-02-27 22:44:37

All the sheep are doing it.
Also, do you like modding?

(Updated ) ClenchedAnus responds:

It has its ups and downs. It's like one minute, the BBS is nice and quiet and I don't have to do anything and the next minute there are kids causing a ruckus left and right. I'm enjoying it so far.

BAAH


SlintSlint

2013-03-02 22:09:04

do you like rhcp's debut?

ClenchedAnus responds:

It has some good songs on it. It's pretty average though.


hecticjonhecticjon

2013-03-03 15:37:58

how do you sleep?!?!?!?!?!?!

ClenchedAnus responds:

I sleep on my side with 2 pillows and a blanket.


hecticjonhecticjon

2013-03-03 22:41:13

i dident m,ean that i ment ur an asshole tyrant m0d!!!!

but hey, at least i know how you sleep and maybe i'll start doing that. i personally lie on my back

ClenchedAnus responds:

plz be nice im knew at this


GobblemeisterGobblemeister

2013-03-04 00:13:51

For the love of god EJR just do what the man says or NG will be shut down!

ClenchedAnus responds:

the fate of newgrounds is in my hands.........


GagsyGagsy

2013-03-04 00:14:05

I have a question. Why won't you wise up?????

ClenchedAnus responds:

<_>


silverspecssilverspecs

2013-03-04 19:53:28

Thank you for responding to my question on the general forum. I just as much appreciate you subsequently locking the thread. (not sarcasm ^^)

ClenchedAnus responds:

No problem. I understand your concern and portal mods have discussed it before but there isn't an easy way to fix it.


silverspecssilverspecs

2013-03-04 20:00:06

I would prefer the portal be fixed through overall change in user expectations and standards as opposed to having to resort to raising the minimum required/vote ratio necessary to pass.

ClenchedAnus responds:

Yeah true


SuprememessageSuprememessage

2013-03-05 16:05:45

EJR why do people hate you for doing your job?

(Updated ) ClenchedAnus responds:

I don't know. I thought you'd be the person that would hate me the most after seeing your whole rant on how mods sucked lol

or maybe i'm thinking of someone else.


GobblemeisterGobblemeister

2013-03-05 16:48:17

EJR why is Suprememessege a pandering shithead?

ClenchedAnus responds:

huehuehue


SuprememessageSuprememessage

2013-03-05 16:52:49

Ejr, you're thinking of someone else.

I believe you're thinking of Xenomit or Tox.

Both of them were complaning about Superghandi and how the mods didn't ban him.

ClenchedAnus responds:

Oh my b


CyberdevilCyberdevil

2013-03-05 17:21:54

If this post was suddenly bombarded with hundreds of original questions, would you take the time to answer all of them? How many flash submissions do you view/play an average week? What's your favorite element?

ClenchedAnus responds:

Yes. I don't really count but I go through a few movies and games every couple days.

I like all the elements.


superdan123superdan123

2013-03-12 20:25:02

is it possible to fly?

ClenchedAnus responds:

Yes.


SpretznazSpretznaz

2013-03-13 23:49:40

It's generally accepted that earwax comes in 2 varieties, 'wet' and 'dry'. What category do you fall under?

ClenchedAnus responds:

Dry, except for when it's wet.


NightmareDuckNightmareDuck

2013-03-16 23:50:09

Are you gay


NightmareDuckNightmareDuck

2013-03-16 23:50:21

nvm i can answer it

ClenchedAnus responds:

good one


JinJin

2013-03-17 13:55:58

Who are the review mods on NG? srs qn

ClenchedAnus responds:

Review Moderators: absent, aviewaskewed, bob, Captain, Coop, deckheadtottie, Evark, EyeLovePoozy, kidray76, life, M-Bot, Malachy, MindChamber, NEVR, ornery, Rage, ReNaeNae, reverend, SevenSeize, tigerkitty, WavyGravy, Wylo, and Zendra.


TehSlapHappyTehSlapHappy

2013-03-17 20:31:58

Started season 2 yet? The season finale is tonight and I'm not leaving home until I watch it.

ClenchedAnus responds:

Not yet :-(

I've been bad with tv shows lately. plus 1channel has a lot of annoying/broken links


TehSlapHappyTehSlapHappy

2013-03-18 00:05:06

http://www.watchseries-online.eu/category/girl s]

try that.

ClenchedAnus responds:

aight


JollyJolly

2013-03-19 20:17:38

did you know Flea is Donnie Thornberry?

ClenchedAnus responds:

yeah. I was p surprised when i found out tho because the wild thornberrys sucked.